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Author Archives: Eric Sporer
Kim Raisner’s Pros and Cons List for Punching the Horse at the Olympics
Pro: It will definitely teach the horse a lesson Con: Animal abuse is generally frowned upon Pro: All press is good press Con: The horse didn’t ask for any of this, including being ridden at all Pro: It’ll really get some of my aggression out Con: The horse is bigger than me and may alreadyContinue reading “Kim Raisner’s Pros and Cons List for Punching the Horse at the Olympics”
Root, Root, Root for the Home Team
The Latest Quarantine Guidance from the State of Insanity Public Health Department
If you have come to this website, you likely have been exposed to Covid-19. That shit is everywhere these days. The State of Insanity Public Health Department has put together the following guidance for next steps based on your exposure, vaccination status and other important factors. You were exposed to an individual who tested positiveContinue reading “The Latest Quarantine Guidance from the State of Insanity Public Health Department”
Top 10 Rejected Crayola Crayon Colors
10- Is it yellow? 9- Capital Riot White 8- Whatever Green 7- Olde English Amber 6- Fuckshia 5- Black as your sad, lonely heart 4- Burning Orphanage Red 3- Clear 2- Hitler Orange 1- Bluish-Red (it’s just purple)
A Very, Very, Very Short Story
There’s a famous story that Ernest Hemingway won a bet claiming that he could write a six-word story, when he penned “For sale: baby shoes, never worn”. I once won a similar bet, except my story was a comedy: “For sale: clown shoes, worn once”.
Mars, Inc Workshopping “TWIX”
Flark Stricks Brix Brdzkdx Twigz The Stix ChocoStix “Delicious” Choco-Stix Tricks Who farted? Thwicks Twicks Twix
Help! My Toddler is an Anti-Vaxxer!
I have always thought myself to be a modern, educated and level-headed person. I am liberal and have surrounded myself with like-minded people to make sure my family has the right influences. I am a firm believer in science, especially medical science. When Covid hit, I was as scared as anyone. We locked down andContinue reading “Help! My Toddler is an Anti-Vaxxer!”
The Birds and the Bees (the Real Version)
Top 10 Worst Things About Being a Bee
10- Have to risk being swatted to get to humans’ delicious sugary drinks 9- Slowly going extinct for no god damn reason 8- Having a pollen allergy can be fatal 7- When people try to take your honey so you sting them and then you die 6- That constant buzzing gets pretty annoying 5- People alwaysContinue reading “Top 10 Worst Things About Being a Bee”
A Man Eating Chicken 