Try Zop: The First Tele-bris Service!

With all of these travel restrictions, more and more events are offering a remote Zoom option. There are so many different types of remote events these days with unique needs. Zoom just isn’t working for everything anymore. That is why we have developed Zop, the Zoom alternative for your next bris! If you’ve attended aContinue reading “Try Zop: The First Tele-bris Service!”

The Latest Quarantine Guidance from the State of Insanity Public Health Department

If you have come to this website, you likely have been exposed to Covid-19. That shit is everywhere these days. The State of Insanity Public Health Department has put together the following guidance for next steps based on your exposure, vaccination status and other important factors. You were exposed to an individual who tested positiveContinue reading “The Latest Quarantine Guidance from the State of Insanity Public Health Department”

Top 10 Useless School Supplies

10- Metric ruler 9- Inside-out lunchbox 8- Brown out 7- Decalculator 6- Daily planner with shirk written on every page 5- Reinforcements (not the little adhesive rings but a gang of tough guys) 4- Backpack full of rocks 3- US history textbook, with all references to the Americans changed to Godzilla and all references toContinue reading “Top 10 Useless School Supplies”

Top 10 Reasons That We Should Be Sad When Macauly Culkin Dies at the End of My Girl Even Though He Provoked the Bees

10- Because they left him home alone 9- Because the movie was written by humans and not bees 8- Just beecause 7- Because emotional humans think with their hearts and not their stingers 6- Because it’s relatable since we’ve all attacked our fair share of beehives 5- Because it’s normal for kids to misbehive 4-Continue reading “Top 10 Reasons That We Should Be Sad When Macauly Culkin Dies at the End of My Girl Even Though He Provoked the Bees”