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Today is the official release of A Man Eating Chicken the book! It’s a collection of writings and comics, including newly published works and pieces from the website. It’s exclusively available here. You can buy it and then throw your computer in the garbage! Wouldn’t that feel great? Take that technology, books4eva! Hope you aren’tContinue reading “A Real Life Book”

If you have come to this website, you likely have been exposed to Covid-19. That shit is everywhere these days. The State of Insanity Public Health Department has put together the following guidance for next steps based on your exposure, vaccination status and other important factors. You were exposed to an individual who tested positiveContinue reading “The Latest Quarantine Guidance from the State of Insanity Public Health Department”

People commonly use the term “slam dunk” to mean something that is really easy and can’t go wrong. As someone who is 5’6″, I think this term doesn’t make any sense. I could train every day for the rest of my life and slam dunking would be literally impossible. Hell, I even saw one ofContinue reading “A Short Joke”

10- Metric ruler 9- Inside-out lunchbox 8- Brown out 7- Decalculator 6- Daily planner with shirk written on every page 5- Reinforcements (not the little adhesive rings but a gang of tough guys) 4- Backpack full of rocks 3- US history textbook, with all references to the Americans changed to Godzilla and all references toContinue reading “Top 10 Useless School Supplies”

10- Because they left him home alone 9- Because the movie was written by humans and not bees 8- Just beecause 7- Because emotional humans think with their hearts and not their stingers 6- Because it’s relatable since we’ve all attacked our fair share of beehives 5- Because it’s normal for kids to misbehive 4-Continue reading “Top 10 Reasons That We Should Be Sad When Macauly Culkin Dies at the End of My Girl Even Though He Provoked the Bees”