My strong suit has always been entertaining myself. It is a skill that is useful in the American education system, the American workforce and global pandemics. Some of the things I do to entertain myself are writing comedy pieces and drawing comics that pretty much only I find funny. This has been evidenced by a long (and growing) trail of rejection letters from most reputable outlets. Still, due to hubris and American exceptionalism, I think that they are great and everybody else is the one who is wrong! I decided to publish them here, in the hopes that someone out there will get some enjoyment out of it and I’ll get to eat the sweet sandwich of creative outlet meat on validation bread, slathered in mustard.