Most people are familiar with the Lazy Susan, that little turntable for spinning food and household goods around. Upon its introduction, there were plenty of companies that tried to ride the wave of success of home goods named after people and their traits. While none were as successful as the Lazy Susan, here were someContinue reading “Lazy Susan Spinoffs”
Author Archives: Eric Sporer
Top 10 Rejected Tax Writeoffs
10- Uneaten food that expired 9- All My Children, on DVD 8- Lazertag 7- Airplane tickets to commute to “work” as a capital rioter 6- “Fuck The IRS” novelty t-shirts 5- All receipts that end in lucky #7 4- Any technology that has already become outdated 3- Novelty underwear with “Stimulus Package” written across theContinue reading “Top 10 Rejected Tax Writeoffs”
Good Cop/Bad Cop
Hi, I’m Tony Russo, and I’ve been a New York City Police Officer for the last 15 years. Being a police officer, I’ve heard just about every stereotype you could imagine about cops and most of them aren’t true. We don’t sit around eating donuts all day, that’s for sure! One stereotype that is true,Continue reading “Good Cop/Bad Cop”
The Electric Kool-Aid Rabbit Test
A Brief History of Phrases
Everyone always says “that’s not my cup of tea” to describe something they don’t enjoy, but most people don’t know there’s an interesting story behind that phrase. Back in 1705, Queen Anne was hosting high tea. She put down her cup of tea and left the room to use the chamber pot. When she returned, she pickedContinue reading “A Brief History of Phrases”
Top 10 World’s Worst Horoscopes
10- Virgo: Please send help! They’ve imprisoned me and are making me write horoscopes! 9- Leo: The unabridged text of Moby Dick, with the whale replaced by a mime 8- Aries: That thing on your back is just a boil 7- Pisces: A hand drawn sketch of a monkey smoking a joint 6- Gemini: TheContinue reading “Top 10 World’s Worst Horoscopes”
Alphabet Soup
Top 10 Rejected Names for the “Big Mac”
10- Wonder Meal 9- Medium Mac 8- McCrapwich 7- The 10 Minute Miracle Beef Cleanse 6- Saturated Yum 5- Happy for a little then sad for a while meal 4- Cram-it 3- The Widowmaker 2- McGodsend 1- Fillet o’ Cow
Dr. Anthony Fauci SUPER STUMPERS
With some vagaries in the recently published CDC guidance, many questions have arisen regarding health decisions of Americans who have received the Covid-19 vaccine. While many of these questions are fairly routine, we’ve assembled some of the toughest questions for a special “Super Stumpers” Q&A session with America’s favorite doctor: Dr. Anthony Fauci. Q: I’veContinue reading “Dr. Anthony Fauci SUPER STUMPERS”
A Man Eating Chicken 