Top 10 Rejected Tax Writeoffs

10- Uneaten food that expired

9- All My Children, on DVD

8- Lazertag

7- Airplane tickets to commute to “work” as a capital rioter

6- “Fuck The IRS” novelty t-shirts

5- All receipts that end in lucky #7

4- Any technology that has already become outdated

3- Novelty underwear with “Stimulus Package” written across the crotch

2- Alcohol donated to self

1- “How to Cheat the Government out of Tax Money” online course fees

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: