Top 10 Useless School Supplies

10- Metric ruler

9- Inside-out lunchbox

8- Brown out

7- Decalculator

6- Daily planner with shirk written on every page

5- Reinforcements (not the little adhesive rings but a gang of tough guys)

4- Backpack full of rocks

3- US history textbook, with all references to the Americans changed to Godzilla and all references to the British changed to Mecha-Godzilla

2- 5 subject notebook, all subjects are Pig Latin

1- Lowlighter  

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