10- Metric ruler
9- Inside-out lunchbox
8- Brown out
7- Decalculator
6- Daily planner with shirk written on every page
5- Reinforcements (not the little adhesive rings but a gang of tough guys)
4- Backpack full of rocks
3- US history textbook, with all references to the Americans changed to Godzilla and all references to the British changed to Mecha-Godzilla
2- 5 subject notebook, all subjects are Pig Latin
1- Lowlighter
A Man Eating Chicken 