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10- Three types of mayo 9- The meaning of life, or paprika, depending on availability 8- Location of Jimmy Hoffa’s body 7- I dunno, it depends on which underpaid factory kitchen worker is working that day 6- Honestly, it’s just A1 5- Worchesterthschiere or however the fuck you spell it 4- Shhhhhhhhark fin 3- THEContinue reading “Top 10 Secrets in the Secret Sauce”

10- Meat Lover’s Disappointment: Do you like ham?  Do you like pastrami?  Do you like turkey?  Sorry, this sandwich has none of these. 9- The Flavinator: This sandwich was designed in a lab for maximum flavor. Comes with a lead vest to prevent flavor radiation absorption. 8- Sandwich of Relativity: So much flavor that itContinue reading “Top 10 NY Super Subs Menu Items”

Those clowns in congress can’t agree on the terms of the next stimulus check; some of them say it’s too much, some say it’s not enough. What a bunch of clowns! Here are ten suggestions that should make them and the American people happy: 10- Oversized $700 stimulus checks: Even though this would save $700 per person,Continue reading “Top 10 Totally Acceptable Alternatives to $1,400 Stimulus Checks”