10- Three types of mayo
9- The meaning of life, or paprika, depending on availability
8- Location of Jimmy Hoffa’s body
7- I dunno, it depends on which underpaid factory kitchen worker is working that day
6- Honestly, it’s just A1
5- Worchesterthschiere or however the fuck you spell it
4- Shhhhhhhhark fin
3- THE ANTIDOTE…. to flavorlessness!!!1
2- You’ll have to just kill me then, because I’ll never tell
1- Map to the location of an even tastier sauce
A Man Eating Chicken 