Top 10 Secrets in the Secret Sauce

10- Three types of mayo

9- The meaning of life, or paprika, depending on availability

8- Location of Jimmy Hoffa’s body

7- I dunno, it depends on which underpaid factory kitchen worker is working that day

6- Honestly, it’s just A1

5- Worchesterthschiere or however the fuck you spell it

4- Shhhhhhhhark fin

3- THE ANTIDOTE…. to flavorlessness!!!1

2- You’ll have to just kill me then, because I’ll never tell

1- Map to the location of an even tastier sauce

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