Those clowns in congress can’t agree on the terms of the next stimulus check; some of them say it’s too much, some say it’s not enough. What a bunch of clowns! Here are ten suggestions that should make them and the American people happy: 10- Oversized $700 stimulus checks: Even though this would save $700 per person,Continue reading “Top 10 Totally Acceptable Alternatives to $1,400 Stimulus Checks”
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I, Charles “Chaz” Fitzpatrick, Request You Change the Name of Your Autonomous Zone
Dear Anarchists, For the last 31 years, I, Charles Fitzpatrick, have been known to all by the name “Chaz”. It is on my marriage certificate, my diploma, hell I even somehow got them to put it on my CPA license. Some people probably think it’s my birth name by now. In fact, I can’t rememberContinue reading “I, Charles “Chaz” Fitzpatrick, Request You Change the Name of Your Autonomous Zone”
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