Top 10 Worst Ways to Answer the Interview Question “Where do you see yourself in 10 years”

10- Space cave, and no I won’t elaborate

9- In the past… ooh what a mindfuck!

8-  Still interviewing for this job if you’re going to keep talking to me for goddam ever

7- Still bitching about the Seahawks offense every Monday, amirite?!

6- Blowjob City! Don’t worry, it’s not what it sounds like. I’m going to become mayor of this city and rename it

5- Asking some poor sap stupid questions, no offense

4- Filthy rich off of my invention: Hamburger Helper Helper

3- Dead, but only on the inside

2- Sorry, I thought I was interviewing for the job “Junior Accountant” and not “Nostradamus”

1- At one of those what’s it calleds? Oh yeah, at a bar

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