10- Space cave, and no I won’t elaborate
9- In the past… ooh what a mindfuck!
8- Still interviewing for this job if you’re going to keep talking to me for goddam ever
7- Still bitching about the Seahawks offense every Monday, amirite?!
6- Blowjob City! Don’t worry, it’s not what it sounds like. I’m going to become mayor of this city and rename it
5- Asking some poor sap stupid questions, no offense
4- Filthy rich off of my invention: Hamburger Helper Helper
3- Dead, but only on the inside
2- Sorry, I thought I was interviewing for the job “Junior Accountant” and not “Nostradamus”
1- At one of those what’s it calleds? Oh yeah, at a bar
A Man Eating Chicken 