10- Twice tried to declare war on “the skinnies”
9- The original red button in the oval office was actually Taft’s “hamburger on demand” button
8- Dream job was actually “turkey chasing”
7- Was built from parts of Benjamin Harrison, William McKinley and a manatee
6- Stored emergency reserves of taffy in his cheeks
5- His name is an anagram for: Who will I mad fart at?
4- Was actually called the Trust Buster because he didn’t trust anybody
3- His ghost haunts the White House, but not like a regular spooky ghost, more like a homeless ghost that just rummages through the trash and sleeps on the steps
2- Tried to appoint Mr. Peanut as Secretary of the Interior
1- Was so fat that he twice got stuck in the White House bath tub (wait, that one is actually true?)
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