10- How the Grinch Stole the Election Despite There Being No Evidence
9- The Nightmare Before Christmas, on Christmas and After Christmas, Until God Knows When
8- Home Alone For 9 Months
7- The Quarantine-induced Bipolar Express
6- Love Actually Died of Covid this Year
5- While You Were Sleeping Australia Burned to the Ground
4- All I Want for Christmas IS HUMAN CONNECTION AGAIN
3- Jingle All the Way to the Kitchen, then Back to the Bed Again
2- It’s a Terrible Hell
1- Bad Santa, with Billy Bob Thornton replaced by Dr. Anthony Fauci
A Man Eating Chicken 