You would have gotten me to work on time m4t
I slept in and got to Grand Central at 9:37. You left at 9:30. You were a little old, honestly a little dirty, but I needed you in my life. If you are reading this, reply with your final stop so I know it’s you.
The Reuben that never was w4s
I was a brunette in her 20s wearing a blue dress that skipped breakfast. You were a pastrami with melted swiss and sauerkraut on rye. I wanted to say something, but you were with another woman.
Middle aged man currently having medical emergency m4d
I currently have a dull pain in my chest and numbness in my arm. You are any medical professional who can provide me with care, preferably in the Premera PPO network, but I can look past our differences if you are out of network. If you are reading this, please just come to 80 Chambers St as soon as possible.
Single woman seeking good boy w4d
I was the redhead in running clothes who tied you (poorly) to a parking meter. You were a 3 year old golden-doodle who was wearing nothing and must have somehow gotten away. If you are reading this, that is extremely impressive and please come home. I have milk bones.
Mysterious stranger in glass b4b
I was the 6 month old in a white diaper and no top gazing deeply in the window. You looked around my age, and were similarly dressed, gazing deeply into my eyes and mimicking my every move. I can tell we were meant to be. If you are reading this, call me at dog-horse-truck on the Fisher price phone.
Tired woman separated from child w4k
We were getting on the F train at Jay St during rush hour. I told you to hold my hand and not let go, but you saw a dog on the platform that you had to pet. If you are reading this, know that mommy loves you very much but is enjoying her alone time, so just tell a grown up if you need a snack or some water.
Clerk who accidentally sold you rated R movie tickets m43kiatc
I was working at the ticket counter at the Regal Cinemas on Main St. You had a suspiciously child like voice, appear very wobbly and had a child-like voice. You also were wearing a trench coat on a rainy June afternoon. I think I may have been bamboozled. If you are reading this, please come back to the Regal on a weekend between noon and 7 for me to check your ID. I promise I won’t tell you parents.
A Man Eating Chicken 