10- Befriend the toilet rat, only to ultimately betray it
9- Put a cat in the toilet
8- Burn the house down
7- It’s the rat’s house now. Move into the sewer that the rat vacated
6- If there’s a rat in the toilet, then what’s in the rat trap? Sorry, another rat!
5- Ask it the condition of your sewer main
4- Put delicious cheese in the neighbor’s toilet to lure it over there
3- Yell “Wow, that’s the biggest, hairiest one I’ve ever seen!” loud enough for the whole family to hear
2- Say “Aw rats!” Then cry.
1- Ask it if it’s Rémy from Ratatouille, but for bathroom stuff
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