The NRA Workshopping “The Only Thing That Stops a Bad Guy with a Gun is a Good Guy with a Gun”

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is running out of bullets

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is Batman

The only thing that stops you from having fun is not having a gun

There are no heroes and villains in the real world

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is getting rid of guns (note: DO NOT USE THIS ONE!)

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a powerful gun lobby

An armed society is a polite society (note: not the one, but save for later)

Nothing can stop you when you have a gun

If trees had guns, they would have shot the unabomber in his cabin

If a bad guy has a gun, you best get up and run

The only thing that stops a bad with with a gun is a good guy with a tank

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a funny rhyming pun (too meta?)

The only thing that stops a bad guy with four guns is three good guys with ten guns each

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a worse guy with a gun

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun

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