Top 10 Signs You Are a Deadbeat

10- Only willing to walk downhill

9- You have crippling student loan debt, because you are a kindergarten teacher who took out loans from your students

8- Refuse to use words over 2 syllables

7- Only pet is a pet pillow

6- Dream job is also pillow

5- Had to stop to catch breath while recording voicemail greeting

4- Kids all named Whatever

3- To do list is just a list of favorite snacks

2- Forgot own name

1- Have fallen asleep while eating

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