10- A little extra ham on that sandwich
9- Some god damn peace and quiet and money
8- World peace or, barring that, pie piece
7- Godzilla vs. Kong vs. Tyson
6- A little recognition is all
5- A magic beer where you can drink the whole beer and it fills up with more beer
4- Videos of different animal species doing adorable things together
3- To have their cake and eat it too and also eat my cake and some other more cakes
2- Once, just once, we go out for a nice dinner like a family without someone ruining it
1- One of those whatchamacallits? Oh yeah, helicopters.
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