Top 10 Things People Are Asking For

10- A little extra ham on that sandwich

9- Some god damn peace and quiet and money

8- World peace or, barring that, pie piece

7- Godzilla vs. Kong vs. Tyson

6- A little recognition is all

5- A magic beer where you can drink the whole beer and it fills up with more beer

4- Videos of different animal species doing adorable things together

3- To have their cake and eat it too and also eat my cake and some other more cakes

2- Once, just once, we go out for a nice dinner like a family without someone ruining it

1- One of those whatchamacallits? Oh yeah, helicopters.

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