Top 10 Alternatives to the Food Pyramid

10- The Grub-Sphere

9- The Taco Salad

8- The Pretzel Vortex

7- The Pill Cocktail

6- The Cash Cow

5- The Blended Scotch

4- The Trail Mix

3- The Hamburger Helper

2- The Nutrition Rorschach

1- The All You Can Eat Buffet