Top 10 Hurricane Survival Kit Items

10- Life raft made of D-batteries

9- Can of beans of blankets

8- “I hate hurricanes” novelty t-shirt

7-Time machine to go back and prevent the hurricane from ever being born

6- Bathtub full of puppies to “re-pup-ulate” society

5- Hurricane repellant

4- Dog in a dress

3- “Hurricane-size” bottle of lube

2- 3 day subway fun pass

1- Least disappointing child

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