10- Life raft made of D-batteries
9- Can of beans of blankets
8- “I hate hurricanes” novelty t-shirt
7-Time machine to go back and prevent the hurricane from ever being born
6- Bathtub full of puppies to “re-pup-ulate” society
5- Hurricane repellant
4- Dog in a dress
3- “Hurricane-size” bottle of lube
2- 3 day subway fun pass
1- Least disappointing child
A Man Eating Chicken 