The Terrible Twos Continued

Everybody knows about the terrible twos because of the catchy name, but parenting a child of any age is difficult! To bring greater awareness to the problems that parents of children of other ages face, I bring forward the following suggestions that reflect age related difficulties:

• The horrible threes
• The fucked up fours
• The why me fives
• The is it too late for an abortion sixes
• The get me out of here sevens
• The are you fucking kidding me eights
• The why didn’t anyone warn me nines
• The there is no god tens
• The soul crushing elevens
• The you mean it can get worse twelves
• The “teens”

Hopefully these catch on and see as much usage as the terrible twos, to bring awareness to the struggles of parenting.