10- Uneaten food that expired
9- All My Children, on DVD
8- Lazertag
7- Airplane tickets to commute to “work” as a capital rioter
6- “Fuck The IRS” novelty t-shirts
5- All receipts that end in lucky #7
4- Any technology that has already become outdated
3- Novelty underwear with “Stimulus Package” written across the crotch
2- Alcohol donated to self
1- “How to Cheat the Government out of Tax Money” online course fees
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