Can of Bees!

You asked for it, so we made it: Can of Bees! That’s right, it’s bees in a can! 

All the fun of bees, in a shelf-stable, recyclable, easy to open, good ol’ American can!

We’ve been receiving a ton of questions about Can of Bees since we released it on the market, so we put together a handy FAQ.

What do I do with Can of Bees?

Whatever you want! It’s your can of bees. We don’t want to tell you what to do, but here’s some ideas:

• Pranks
• Save for emergencies
• Home ambiance
• White noise machine 
• Remove label for “Russian Roulette Dinners”
• Defend home against Macaulay Culkin
• Status signaling
• Great for Parties?
• Send to space, hope to create “Bee Planet”

Is this product FDA approved?

No, FDA approval is for FOOD, these are BEES.

How Many Bees Will I Get?

Bees come in all different shapes and sizes, so it’s hard to say. Will you get a lot of little stingy guys? A few of those big goofy harmless ones? Maybe one really big monster bee! Not knowing is part of the fun!

How do the bees stay alive in the can?

Good question

How does your product differ from Can of Wasps?

Don’t accept cheap imitations! Those bastards at WaspCo stole our idea trying to make a cheap buck. Who would want a can of wasps anyway….

So go out today and buy yourself Can of Bees! You can buy it where you buy canned bugs and other specialty goods.