Top 10 Ways For Hurricanes To Become Even Scarier

10- Change name to TERRORcanes

9- Fling frogs at people. Frogs are scary, right? Or is that just to me?

8- Instead of regular hurricane noises, they start asking you who you voted for in the last presidential election in that way that you know it’s going to be followed by a political rant

7- Learn to attack people in their dreams

6- Hire Bill Cosby as their spokesman

5- Somehow become haunted

4- Fill themselves with bears, creating the dreaded furricane

3- Attack the house of beloved national treasure The Suns Gorilla

2- Replace rain with blood, wind with blood

1- SNAKES!!!!!!

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