10- Change name to TERRORcanes
9- Fling frogs at people. Frogs are scary, right? Or is that just to me?
8- Instead of regular hurricane noises, they start asking you who you voted for in the last presidential election in that way that you know it’s going to be followed by a political rant
7- Learn to attack people in their dreams
6- Hire Bill Cosby as their spokesman
5- Somehow become haunted
4- Fill themselves with bears, creating the dreaded furricane
3- Attack the house of beloved national treasure The Suns Gorilla
2- Replace rain with blood, wind with blood
1- SNAKES!!!!!!
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