Workshopping “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush”

Help! Bird ambush!

Four birds are worth an ungodly sum of money

The early bird gets the bush (not sexual)

Birds should be left in the bushes where they belong 

A bird in the hand tickles the palm

George Bush doesn’t care about blackbirds

The early bird gets the bush (sexual)

How many birds do you want for that bird?

Three birds in the hand are worth five in the bush, assuming they are all the same kind of bird

I would do literally anything to touch a bird

Are you gonna eat the rest of that bird?

A bird in the hand is totally worth it

A bird in the hand is worth two bucks

Birdy bushy bird-bird

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

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